Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
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"Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows.";
"But I don't have any, my love."
"I said, when we get married"
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American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with female.
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The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
